last night i had a dream that i was at an outdoor fair and someone asked me to sign a petition and after i signed it they were like thanks so much! go pick out a prize! so i went into their booth and it was filled with hundreds and hundreds of tiny bottles of perfume and all the perfume had names like “i saw you eating greek yogurt at the reptile house at the zoo” and “you cut down the beautiful 100 year old oak tree in your yard” and i looked up and the perfume collection was called “guys i fucking hate”
![a screenshot of wikipedia that reads: Captain William Death was an 18th-century privateer from Middlesex, England[1] who died in battle December 1756, in the first year of the Seven Years' War. Captain Death was in command of the Terrible, a ship equipped with twenty-six carriage guns, and manned with 200 sailors.](https://64.media.tumblr.com/b724a70309d25067472fd7a546ec3d02/d09b986808603cff-33/s500x750/be12785fe5e3008916f436ac4bfc9730e0619e71.jpg)
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